The true purpose of this website is shameless self-promotion. I'm a comedy writer trying to get an agent, and rather than kill more innocent trees (yeah, I'm a tree hugger; gotta problemwiddat?), I decided this would be a better avenue to be seen. Plus, it keeps me off the streets. If I make a few people chuckle along the way, I will not have learned HTML code in vain. If you like my humor and would like to hire me as a major screenplay writer, content provider, greeting card writer, or if you happen to be Jennifer Lopez, send me a note at: mercuryix@earthlink.net